Mar 11, 2009

What's wrong with your face?

This feels like a repost. I have a similar post last year but something just triggered the angst all over again.

Here's a theory. The reason why you post pictures of yourself in non-straight angles is because it's the only angle where you'd look proportional and therefore, visually acceptable.

Am I calling you ugly? No, I'm just saying you're deceitful. And who can blame you? If it's the only way you can catch someone's eye on mySpace or on Friendster, then go right ahead. We'd like THOSE guys to be out of OUR way, anyway.

MySpace photo:


In Reality:

1 comments:

gamusgalis said...

Only a small percentage of the population have a fairly proportional face, and less are bilaterally symmetrical (left side=right side). Included in that population is Denzel Washington, having more than 90 percent symmetry to brag about. Anyway, even models/supermodels have a special "angle" where they look better or best. Only a select few look really good in any angle (one of life's injustices. another injustice: asthma). It's all related to health history, present health, genes, and whether or not you're a victim of kulam :p

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