not "the youngest father", just another B***

Britain. The place where the men can wear scarfs and not be gay.

15 year old Alfie Patten became an instant celebrity when a tabloid published the news that he was the world's youngest father when his baby was conceived on February 9... 3 years ago. Yes, kids. He was a dad at age 12 and the mom, Chantelle Steadman, was then 14.

I was wondering how in the world these kids "got it on". The should have been under curfews! But no... The news gets worse. Apparently, the girls' RESPONSIBLE parents (please don't tell me you didn't hear the sarcasm) allowed Alfie to spend the night with their daughter.

WTF.

WATDAFAK.

GOOD JOB, Mr. and Mrs. Steadman, you just made it into everybody's "who NOT to be when I grow up".

Oh but that's not the story I wanted to share. So Alfie becomes a sensation for some reason - seriously, people, I've heard worse stories - and then he goes all "responsible", owning up the "father-figure" with the baby that turned out to be NOT HIS.

OH YEAH, Barney Stinson, that's a high five!
*For 2 reasons. (1) Barney Stinson finds other people's epic disappointments funny; (2) Barney Stinson thinks that impregnating women (or should I say "girls") ruins a bachelor's life.

DNA tests were conducted on the paternity of the baby when several other kids claimed to have had sex with Chantelle. The tests proved that Maisie Roxanne, daughter of Chantelle Steadman is not Alfie's.

You see, it's just like a high school essay! The title is the thesis statement and now I give my title-conclusion: There shouldn't have been headlines for this "news", it was just about another *misguided little girl*